So we all heard about the dety laundry right. We know what’s cooking in the pot, how the ma inlaw don’t smaak the dorinlaw and all.
Here is a small ‘how the story vyed’ between the two of them.
And those that say they love their marinlaw to bits and that she is the best thing ever…….hahahahaha.
Mothrinlaw
“You know Shanu , since the day that one put foot in the house, everything went way corrupt. My son how nice he was but now she got him unders.
I don’t know what to do true.”
Daugtrinlaw
“This one here is all over the house like a witch on her broomstick. Mus only scrub scrub for her the whole day, cant even have one romantical moment with Shamal in the room.
Even her own husband shake shake and talk to her, as for my one, he stand one side in the corner like a flower pot, quite like a potter marie.”
Mothrinlaw
“Sometimes I pray to God rather he take me faarway from here and let me live in peace. Dunno what she is, can’t even braise mutton curry properly, so expensive meat is gone now, but mus see how Pravin suck his fingers and eat my food that poor child. She think her father owns salt factory when she cook. You was there the other day Shunu when she was cooking, no pride I tell you, what must say. I dunno what to do trues God.”
Daugtrinlaw
Did you see her dressing, tight tight jeans and hair like a used mop, who’ll think of picking that pumpkin up. She acted like wun child the other day man I tell you, almost crying by Shamal to buy her a black berry, by the way Cookie what’s your BBM code? She cant even spell MTN backwards but she want phone, so she can gossip whole day. The highlight is, she even told she want to be on Facebook…who will want to look at that face…her profile will have only ‘dislike’ next to all her pictures and instead of ‘comments’ they will have ‘gossip’. Hoo, my pressure can boil sometimes.
Mothrinlaw
“Did you see her dressing styles, ayoo ma, short short shorts she wear all over the house, nor shame come way for her, what the neighbors peoples will say…they must be having wun good gossip bout us.
And if I tell her about that mus see how she start jumping like wun cut fowl, and she shuns me after that. But me I give her the cold shoulders too.”
Daugtrinlaw
Ey, she mus talk to my legs cos the hand is busy on BBM.
Until next time…keep running like a cut fowl.
*Copyright….Means do not copy this post and email it to your bra’s like a hot ou. Add the link to my site then I am happy.
Joburg Charou
Joburg Charou :: Thitha Thitha Choones 